RELEASE

Moo Jack City

Porn Flakes

RELEASE DATE:  April 1, 1996
LABEL:  Sin Klub Entertainment, Inc.
CATALOG:  SK006
GENRE:  Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Punk, Thrash

Punk-hardcore-thrash-metal-old school rap-country vegetable combi-nation is blended here. Includes ‘Sklate Up Fuckalee’ and ‘Dave!?’

1. Dave!?

“Nearly 1200 pounds of tattoed muthafuckas,” Our first combined effort . . . Autobiography of ‘Da Flakes

2. Double Portion Extra Rare

$9.95 (Including drink and tax) “Save the roaches for the late-nite bongs”…………’Nuf Said.

3. Angsta

“I’m just a menace to conformity, monkey wrench in the gears of the majority.” Don’t like the system? . . . . . . Get a clue!, Not a Gun!

4. Pissin' off the Next Seattle

Hey dude, let’s go to the mall and get some Docs and a new flannel, YEAH, we can pierce our belly buttons too. . . BAA,….Baaa…………………………
“Then comes this article from some shit talker, motherfucker writing for Time Magazine.”

5. Sklate up Fuckalee (No Cause)

TV, radio,stupid media hype-up, cry baby cause, all for the sake of ratings. . . “Put that bullshit on pause ‘cause I knew it was FUCKERY!”

6. Plight of Idiots

“I’m not a teacher, I’m not a preacher, just another creature of habit, so there you have it”. . . . .A happy ‘lil ditty, dedicated to those who don’t feel their shit is as stinky as the rest of ours

7. Raised Right

This one is way to controversial to comment on!

8. Branewhax

Religion and politics clogging up our already fucked up heads . . . “This place is fucked, u ain’t know!?!”

9. The Dubiously Macho Sounds of Porn Flakes

Another case of BAD cop—bad COP! . …. . “PUT YER HANDS UP!, I DIDN’T DO NUTHIN’!”

10. Dis -N- Dat

“Oakey Dokey, Hokey Pokey, to me it’s nothing more than high tech karaoke.” YEAH, let’s play a fuckin’ tape, and pretend we RULE!!”

12. No Cause (Radio Edit)

(Lyrics Unavailable)

13. Dave!? (Radio Edit)

(Lyrics Unavailable)

“A band to keep an eye on in the future.” (Cleveland Plain Dealer) and “Hold on to your hats kiddies, this one’s gonna be big” (Toledo Underground).

“A remark generally hurts in proportion to it’s truth” -Will Rogers
“I have known many meat eaters to be far more non-violent than vegetarians” -Gandhi

Recorded by: Howard Kolb & Jason Heath at Skinny Audio, Toledo
Produced by: Chris Stoll & Porn Flakes at Audiomatrix, Toledo, Ohio

All art direction and concepts: Joe D. and Todd
Computer layout and design: Michael A. Seday (Sin Klub)

THANXTA”- Almighty Creator-all of our parents and families-edward j. shimborske III, michael a. seday, and all at sin klub entertainment-chris stoll and audiomatrix-the roach in the corner-howie kolb-erich burger-jason heath-ben sayed-pat rodgers-alvin roepke-the glass eye-pillar productions-dennis burke, john pinkstaff and wxut-off contract-huck spalding-greg “stewy” stewart-state theatre (detroit) and crew-‘da cro-bar-asylum-underground-the club (r.i.p.)-boogie records-madhatters in b.g.-tomas salazer and sandusky county n.o.r.m.l.-tee jack wongananda-aaron weisbrod-giles cooper-john stainbrook-glenn cummings-cinn city mike (where are you?)-steven g. wells-awesam foreman-thom harmon-brenda, brooke and red everett-damon-d.j. no i.d. (who gots kev’s cheese boiga?)-carl herkimer-mike luber-tommy reynolds-wallace black elk-dennis brooks-chad nagy-_____________(

SHOUTOUTS”- Sophia Alexandra Douglas (Joe’s only girl)-Viola M. Segiel-Carla and Joe-Stacey L. Douglas-CPRL. Douglas, S.R. and The Lejeune Killing Krew-Chad Down ‘Da Skreet-Gravey Grave-Tracy Kandell-Joe Savage-Mad Dog Dave (Only During)-Mike Leidtke-Brittany Danielle White-Brian and Cindy-Scarface-Mr. and Mrs. Biggs and Baby Biggs-Gary, Stacy and Jorgy-Rick and Carol Lynch-The Bailey Family-Chad Hotchkiss-John Brace-Johnny Kreucheuf-Boo-Jim Maree (R.I.P.)-Dave and his Drum Depot-Jason and Katie Neckrock-Troy, Tami, Ben and Brandon Evans-Josh Samson-Darren Angel-Rob Kimple-Szen-Dave Khorsandi-Pat “The Ripper” Eh?-Dr. Richie Cole-Rich Dawson-Raymond J. Stobinski Jr.-Paul Reubens-Guf-Blazin’ Phil-Al-Mark-Derek-Rob W-Ev-Megan-Tenicia-Jenny-Colleen-Andrea-Kelly-Greg Gun-Johnny John and High C-All the Jims-Rick Sheldon-Kathleen Chicago-Connie-Joelle-Stacy-Jeff Franklin-Criss Robots-Denny Morton-Fes-Skip-Maurie Sutton-Keith Shinavar and Family-Special K-Rikk Agnew-Fuck Face-Ian, Steve and Jamie-T.J.’s Grandma-T.J.-Every Chris we know (including Kettman and The Renegade)-Tattoo Jeff B.-All at The C.A.C. (except Bill the Snitch)-D.J. Itchydik Pissmissle-Dean Martin (no the singer)-Smokin’ Joe-Fred Bear-Ted Nugent-Grinch’s First Deer Kill-Bill Cosby-Marty Stouffer-Lucy’s Records (Nashville)-All Bowhunters Doin’ it Right-Star Designs-Toledo Mud Hens-Adelphic Alpha Pi (Olivet, MI)-Graffix-High Times-Scene Magazine (Cleveland, OH)-Michigan Wolverines-Dennis Rodman-Irish Beer (All of it)-Rolling Rock-Mr. Big is Bud Good-Sta-Puf Marshmallows-Super Soakers-Anyone with a broom after a live show-Mountain Dew

BANDS THAT FUCKING RULE”- Stezo and False Face Society- Kid Rock and Twisted Brown Trucker- Section 3 1 5- Squatweiler- All Them Pervis Folks- “The Mighty” Stone Deep- Saul- Social Decay- Skatenigs- Pure Bastard Extract- Five Horse Johnson- Anomaly- Pork Chop- Liberty Caps- Poets of Heresy- J.P. the Unknown- Rip Rock- Trash Bratz- Jessie and Silent Home- Rare Species- Trash Can Tribal- Studbull’s Disco Biscuit- Jeff Markland and Third Stone- Harms Way- Detoxx- Feisty Cadavers- Ribcage Houdinis- The Artists Formerly known as Pound- Taste’s Like Chicken- Chase B. and The Throwback Brigade- Matt Donahue and The Universe Crew- The The Thessalonian Dope Gods- The Unnamed- Chicken Dog- Evolotto- Kindred Idol- 50 Cycle Hum- Uncle Knucklefunk- Porn Flakes- Lush Puppies- Powerline- The “Lovable” Larry’s Kidz- W.A.K.O. Squad- Dave Brockie and Gwar- Douglas Lung (The Undecided)- and last but definitely least Phäg Mägnet?!?!