Biography

JOE D. - ranting, yells, bad words, squirts
TODD - guitar, hoots 'n' hollars, pilot
KEV - drums, singin' and shit, smokes
PAT - bass, cool guy, comments, likes gum 
GRINCH - also yells, turntable, samples, flavor
HECTO - supreme master thespian, intros, head minion
HIDEOUS J - thespian as well, wits, muscle 

What weighs nearly 1200 lbs., is heavily tattooed, brutally groovy, spews an assortment of marshmellows, bananas, cereal, H2O (and who knows what else), has mascots that range from a 5 foot chicken to a bearded cow, has a bullfighting team, a giant meat tenderizer (and a Flinstones-sized T-bone steak) the biggest dougnuts in town, demented versions of grunge dudes, crooked cops, illegal aliens, hilljack relatives and famous washed-up rockers (who will remain nameless)?  If you haven’t been witness to this live, then you ain’t know!!  Toledo’s latest answer to performance art / comedy rock can be summed up in two words... PORN FLAKES.

Something For Everybody” is the motto when these five to eight (maybe more) guys take the stage, all to the glorius sounds of a hardcore-rap-metal funfest!  Combining a mixture of comedy / sarcasm / satire with zany onstage antics, contests, give-aways, and a slammin’ beat that will knock the shit-eatin’ smirk off even the most pompous rocker’s face!!

But these guys have the most fun when they poke fun, and as they boldly state, “Feel free to heckle and harass!”  Yes, these boys can take it as well as dish it out!  Sporting influences that range from hardcore to hillbilly, these jokers deliver a style that’s been equated to that of a sculptor with a jackhammer, replacing conventiality with originality and balls!  But the secret ingredient is... fun!!!  There’s never a dull moment as these loudly outspoken popes of parody, sultans of silliness (if you will), laugh in the face of day to day absurdity, as well as the intolerable television, radio and media fuckery that looms all around.  With the recent CD release of Moo Jack City on Sin Klub Entertainment, this cartoonish crew will be gettin’ in the van and messin’ up a number of venues (possibly yours!).  “Have fun will travel,” is the name of the game, and these boys love to play!

Since their debut performance in 1994, they’ve played in front of crowds ranging from 2 to 2,000, and have shared the stage with such national luminaries as Kid Rock, the Skatenigs, Pervis, Stone Deep, Harm’s Way and the Poets Of Heresy.  Their CD release party (at the Asylum in Toledo) managed to pack in close to 700 mosh-crazy kids, outselling even the likes of Gwar, who played the night before!  Plus, the Flakes have traveled around to picturesque cities far and wide, always making, and leaving, an impression.

Presently on homegrown label Sin Klub, the band is rehearsing for upcoming gigs and gags, and constantly writing new material.  Often imitated, never intimidated, and certainly never duplicated... PORN FLAKES!!

Discography
Moo Jack City

Sin Klub, SK006, 1996

The Number of the Beef

Grappler Unlimited, GRU-4001, 1998